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Scientific name: DANIEL LAU JIAN DA
AKA: Dan/ Rich boy/ Poser
Genus:Lame POSER
Spieces:RI's desperate' hooker (a hooker is a rugby position and not a prostitute)
Age: since 1993 | 7 | 9 |
Description:Commonly found in places like the bench zipping around always with the water tray.
Have been a first team water boy for his C div rugby competition. Is very muscular, though the stomach are covered by a layer of fat.. i mean a lot of fat
Really devoted at spoiling the icekey. Currently the most devoted quarter master in this face of earth
always assigning people to carry items while he seldoms does himself.Going out with his NIKE SLAT SHOE
Beware: Do not stand too close to him when you go out with him as his poser shoes will really tempt you to step on it
And to despos, whenever he shouts chio bu, never look because he might just be saying it on every girl you can find including
those which are about as old as a vampire. Also whenever he is going to places to eat just follow as this naive boy is not always
careful with his money.
Uses: Always keep an extra layer of fat above his wonderful six pacs. Well... that is really essential for survival if you are stuck in
the jungle and if you feel hungry just grab a piece and eat, its really useful. He is also a money spending and brand conscious boy with
stuffs like shoes and shirt which you cannot afford in north korea.
Interests:Buying stuff, playing soccer, listening to slow and classical songs
Scientific name:A ARAVIN KUMAR
AKA: Kumar (gets violent when you call him that..BEWARE)/ Ara
Genus:Master Prankster
Spieces:RI's blind wanging winger
Description:Skinny but muscular, muscular but skinny. He has his six pacs, with each one as thin as a banana but as tall as a giraffe. He has his biceps which is
worth 1/100 of popeye the sailor man's when he has not eaten his spinach. A boy with a Broad shoulders, he is an adidas freak. He boycotts
NIKE. His idol is sad to say but its T.J avery of roll of thunder hear my cry and LEon Macdonald and Joe Rocokoko (all blacks players). Well not the character. He is still dreaming about having
a body as muscular as his.walks around on his AIDIZERO RED STRIPE SHOE
Beware:Never talk to him in an egoistic manner otherwise, he will just turn around and give you a big kick which the pain
will last for several years and up to even decades. This freeloader will always ask a treat from you and also you will
never get to expect your money to comeback from the hands of this money eating machine.(especially if it is daniel lau who will treat people for fun)
Uses: You can use his long leg hair to poke into someone's eyes in the middle of a match. That is definitely more practical than to bite
someone in a match. It is also very econmical when you go out shopping with him, A not-so-pro at side-stepping people, he is a good tackler who likes to dance..if you know what i mean
Interests:hanging out, taking MRT with daniel and listening to his crap, mugging, listening to the tons of rock songs on his ipod
Scientific name:BENN CHANG BAO CHUAN
AKA: BC square/ bender
Genus:HOMEWORK keeper
Species:RI's blur center
Description: A quite immature boy with shoulders the length of a computer screen vertically, it will not be suprsing if he still watches barney. Probably the most inconsistent player you can find, his coach can praise him
sky high one second and make him run ten laps the next. A failure at making other's laugh and also he is always scolded for something he did not do instead
of something he have done. But a really hardworking player on the field, he tends to drop the ball like it is daniels underwear. Always blur like a sotong.
Always wanted by the teachers for all the wrong reasons, he does his best to get his work done on time but thats what we think. Nobody really knows what he actually does other than school and rugby. Quite a slacker, legend has it
that he "stone"s on a couch for a few hours until he has something to do. Wandering around with his BLACK NIKE SHOES/WHITE NIKE BASKETBALL SHOES.
Beware: When he's not having his blur days he might be so quiet and lame that you would actually want to smack him.
Uses: He is a boy who is willing to share and care for others ... so you know wad to.Benn has been gifted with his hair.. while some people try to gel it up and make it stand, his is already standing..his hair also..brownish gold seh..
Interests:slacking, playing basketball, hanging out, listening to pop,R&B
Friday, December 22, 2006
Jim Carrey - Reverend
reverend. dr. carl patosch, spiritual gynacologist...damon wayne and jim carrey rock togeher
chain gang at 4:47 PM
Jim Carrey
my obsession with jim carrey continues..
chain gang at 4:36 PM
Vera De-Milo
hahahaha
chain gang at 4:27 PM
Family Survival Kit
...i have nothing to say...
chain gang at 4:20 PM
Monday, December 04, 2006
Tennis female players and their impact
chain gang at 10:28 AM
Monday, November 27, 2006
yoyo, it's me Benn. I just came back from a learning journey to China so i lost a bit of my humour and i think i can speak engRish now. No lah just kidding haha. I just got a friendster account anyone else have? oh and i took a quiz on what my dating age is , haha but i don't eevn know any girls. anyway here it is, you can take it too ;) even if you're like me :) (:
signing offffffff, me
You date like you are 14 years old.
You like to be friends first, and chill with your partners. You may not be very experienced in dating, which your prospective lovers catch onto quickly - but they still find it adorable.
Olbermann awarded O'Reilly both runner-up and top prize in
chain gang at 9:08 PM
10-year-old girls need abortions too.
omg amy richard is getting pwned
chain gang at 1:53 PM
Thursday, November 02, 2006
PCK RAP SAR-VIVOR
wait until the end.. use ur brain..anyway.. this is to ommmmmmerate the PCK last season.
chain gang at 9:58 PM
another day in school..
another few problms on my back...
anyway.. i finished off the last few chances of saving my handphone.. and have to beg parents for new ones.. and daniel is using the money that i owe him to threaten me.. and i dun even owe him.. he treated me.. even though i forced the treat sometimes...
anyway.. going rafflesian spotlight saturday then have dinner with dan,benn and his friends..
..
ara
chain gang at 9:48 PM
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
in school now slacking in the library... nothing to do.. ermm.. i cant believe that my friends are hooked onto the lyrics of dance,dance... hahaha.. had to tell them that have no porn.. they were disappointed.. bell just rang.. so gotta go.. cya
chain gang at 8:53 AM
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Dance, Dance By Fall Out Boy - The Real Lyrics
ermm... there is no porn in this.. i swear.. i first saw this in my frens ipod.. anyway.. its nice..
chain gang at 10:16 PM
todays post is more factual..
bit sick.. but we must face the truth..
SYMPTOMS OF A PERVERT (take note)
1.When you ask for a hole puncher he starts laughing. 2. When he talks to women they usually have to tell him to look at their face for once 3.He alsways says that you must eat COOKIES with MILK 4.his favourite number is 69. 5.He encourages tight swimming trunks during swimming lessons. 6.he laughs when he goes for receptions and he is offered titbits 7.hes always in the front row when we are watching "educational" movies 8.he loves cats 9.he believes that south park is good 10. when he draws a face, he draws big eyes and a VERY long nose which has a curve at the bottom.
